Heidi in what seems to be a very virginal nun-like prayer posePerhaps in the eyes of the Lord.
Like many working Torontonians I grab a Metro newspaper while catching the tube. My favourite section of the paper is Celebrity Buzz [no idea why, I guess their trivial lives entertain me, mind you there are some celebrities I highly admire that are not morons). Anywoo, the headline “Pratt Spills Beans on Montag’s purity” caught my eye as I was laughing out loud to myself.
Apparently Spencer Pratt was caught lying about Heidi’s virginity while doing a morning-radio talk show. He blathered about Heidi’s “no-sex-before-marriage promise”; that she was still a virgin and they do not commit sin (well I guess not ONE of them… is lying a sin?)
As soon as I read that I had a flash of memory… once, a long time ago, one long-weekend Monday, in a town not far away, my brother and I watched the complete first season of “The Hills” on MTV Canada because apparently we had nothing better to do.
There was a scene in one episode, that had a distraught Heidi Montag, in the throes of despair, alone and crying, upset because she and Spencer had just had an argument the night/day/week before and the fact that she might be PREGNANT! She waited for him in her car and they had the “What If…” talk. The little blurb in the Metro mentions this was well… HollyScoop.com has found the forgotten footage.
As Nelson Muntz would guffaw… “HA! HA!”
I know that it is possible (but extremely rare) to get pregnant from anal and there is not a chance in heck you can get pregnant from oral (unless you partake in some interesting swapping rituals) so what gives?
Perhaps more attention needs to be paid in Sex Ed. class [Even if the US Sexual Education program is severally lacking… still!]
Here is an easy equation to remember about sex
Penis + Vagina + Ejaculation = Possible Pregnancy
Penis + Bum + Ejaculation = Very Low Risk of Pregnancy
Penis + Mouth + Ejaculation = Safer Sex! No Pregnancy even if you swallow!
Apparently Spencer Pratt was caught lying about Heidi’s virginity while doing a morning-radio talk show. He blathered about Heidi’s “no-sex-before-marriage promise”; that she was still a virgin and they do not commit sin (well I guess not ONE of them… is lying a sin?)
As soon as I read that I had a flash of memory… once, a long time ago, one long-weekend Monday, in a town not far away, my brother and I watched the complete first season of “The Hills” on MTV Canada because apparently we had nothing better to do.
There was a scene in one episode, that had a distraught Heidi Montag, in the throes of despair, alone and crying, upset because she and Spencer had just had an argument the night/day/week before and the fact that she might be PREGNANT! She waited for him in her car and they had the “What If…” talk. The little blurb in the Metro mentions this was well… HollyScoop.com has found the forgotten footage.
As Nelson Muntz would guffaw… “HA! HA!”
I know that it is possible (but extremely rare) to get pregnant from anal and there is not a chance in heck you can get pregnant from oral (unless you partake in some interesting swapping rituals) so what gives?
Perhaps more attention needs to be paid in Sex Ed. class [Even if the US Sexual Education program is severally lacking… still!]
Here is an easy equation to remember about sex
Penis + Vagina + Ejaculation = Possible Pregnancy
Penis + Bum + Ejaculation = Very Low Risk of Pregnancy
Penis + Mouth + Ejaculation = Safer Sex! No Pregnancy even if you swallow!
Also I realise this has no real relevance to feminism.. I just think it is funny and entertaining
Picture taken from http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/heidi-montag-and-spencer-pratt-want-attention/
